Sleep

So I go to bed at 3:00 knowing full well I don't have to be up the next day. 8:30 in the morning there's a knock at the door. One of our rabbits has managed to get into next doors garden. A few minutes, some rabbit biscuits and after lunging forward quicker than I ever have in my life I manage to catch the rabbit and lift it back into our garden. I then block up the hole where she got through (tree root had shiften a paving slab creating a sufficient gap) and try and get back to sleep. Unfortunately I'm one of those people who, when they wake up, tend not to be able to get back to sleep again. So that was me awake.

Cut to about 20:00 and I'm totally exhausted. It's too early for bed but, despite the best efforts of my desk fan I doze off in my chair. Then I wake up about 00:00. Now I have the same problem I faced this morning, once I'm awake... this is why I hate dozing off in the evenings because it takes me forever to get back to sleep! So I'm sitting here typing this and wishing I was feeling as tired as I probably will in three hour's time. Luckily I don't have to be up particularly early again but if someone knocks on the door in the morning...

Nothing's ever f**king easy!